a very very sexy rap obviously done with the intention of being recorded and published! you heard it here first folks!
Cool Cat and Bee’s Rap..YO!
bee= green of course
cool cat = black
Snoop Puppy in da house...yo!
In a verbal battle no body can defeat me and I'm completely unaffected when u taunt me its not my fault that all the men want me it’s not my fault that I got the better body
I iz so smoking, my bootie wibbles on da dance floor as the guys rub em selves up against me yo! I’ll beat this shit down to the cracks of town!
Yo Pheebs I sit here glued 2 the screen punching these keys watching evrythin u do on live internet feeds
I downloaded high speed all the files that I need 2 make your hard drive crash and 2 make your face bleed
U can’t erase me I’m gonna make u taste me
I’m a virus ill kill u the next time u face me
U jealous u stole my shot at the brass ring
Everyone knows I’m the next big thing
U all bark and no bite u stole my spot light
If u an animal then I’m going on safari
Look into these eyes don’t think that I won’t shoot u
I'll leave u worthless like a nerd with no computer
Cool Cat I watch ya as ya walk and talk you think your top shit but you're just a bitch! You think you got shit on me? You’re about to get stung by bee! Dude watch your back because I will give it a whack. You’ll quiver in your skates as you awake to the nightmare of me! I’ll rip off your breasts and use them as a vest; I’ll scalp your hair and feed it to a bear!
alright, stop, collaborate and listen Cool Cat is back with a new proposition your position is that of a failure I’m a nail ya and then I dare ya to run around and cause a scare give people shaked and make them change their underwear I’m on top its my fault your under there you want a bear? Have nhu shave her back hair fast got to go its been a blast
mess with me you die slow and explode u wide load your butt looks like 20miles of bad road and I’m here to show everybody where I’m cumin from your ass look like 2 packs of chewed bubblegum this battle is ova I know u cant with this u spend your time puttin buffets outta business u got bad knees plus your obese your so fat when u sweat u sweat grease so plZ its ova don’t even bother trying call back jarred and get on subways diet
Yo, don’t go running so quickly what’s the problem yo? You scared of Miss Bickley? You aint got no spine you're in the waiting line! I’ll get to you and hurt you real slow, your feet stink you stupid hoe! If you fight me you’re gonna loose I’m the one with all the booze! You aint got no brain but you have a horse main! I’ll get nuhs toenails and cut you into hoe rails! You have a mustache I duno
If your a guy but dude you sure smell like it so bye bye. I won this shit level and twisted dude you aint got not understanding of my business! You need a razor for that musti I’ll do you a favor and scrap it off your ugly gorilla face wow slow it down and keep the pace! You’re full of words dude no meaning at all you couldn’t even walk down a shopping mall! You aint got no friends and no guy
Either you're a sad hoe with thing for beavers! So bye bye you slut I hope you die! Stop eating babies because you already have rabies!
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mmegiry and I are planning on hosting a Marymas at our apartment in London. It would probably be held on a Saturday (not sure when) and involve lots of Mary squeeage ether before or AFTER xmas. 
bouncy
lazy
sick
cranky
aggravated
ecstatic